ruinsmami:

2018 is almost over and all I gotta say is what the fuck was that

pastelblithe:

I need a life

australiansanta:

i’m at such a ?? time of my life i’m just ???????????????????????? like ????????

froggkie:

yall ever be losing your fucking mind but chilling at the same time

islamstan:

remember when you were a child and you thought the moon was following you in the car…gud times

moonlandingwasfaked:

sassyshoulderangel319:

“We invite the children of same-sex couples to listen,” said the radio announcer. “We invite the children of different-sex couples to listen. We do NOT invite the Children of the Corn to listen.”

“Not that there’s anything wrong with that,” a different voice cut in. “Some of our best friends are…” *realized what he was saying was ridiculous* “… corn.”

that’s just how living in the mid west be

burgrs:

me: hi how are y’all doin today
customer: good how are you
me: im great how are you

fuuuckpussy:

1millionyengirls:

i love myself but i dont love me back

i have never ever related to anything so fucking hard

xekstrin:

booboo the fool (self diagnosed)